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An oldie but goodie. TOP TEN REASONS YOU CAN TELL COLLEGE FOOTBALL SEASON IS ABOUT TO START

10. The Urban Poet begins a rigorous pre-season fitness regimen.
9. OU cheerleaders scramble to memorize the words to Boomer Sooner. They fail, and go back to practicing fellatio. They succeed.
8. Nerds across the country prepare for twelve weeks out of the shadows as they [...]

Stat of the week, courtesy of Ivan Maisel

From Mr. Maisel:
UCLA coach Rick Neuheisel has measured up to USC coach Pete Carroll. The Trojans’ 14 losses over the course of Carroll’s seven-plus seasons have been by a total of 59 points. The Bruins needed only one 59-point loss for Neuheisel to tie Carroll.

He should be catching up on total losses here pretty soon [...]

Best stadium songs

There’s apparently not much to talk about these days in college football, as random lists have proliferated—worst uniforms, best uniforms, etc. Adding to the list (of lists), The Best of College Football Blog has a list of the top 10 stadium songs. What is a stadium song, you ask? Well, according to the introduction stadium [...]

Is Carroll’s NFL interest serious this time?

Bill Plaschke seems to think so, and he says that Carroll is showing more interest in The League this time around than ever before. He also says that, should the Trojans win their final two games, Carroll would have completed the greatest five-year stretch in college football history. The time would be ripe for him [...]

Pete Carroll’s run ranks among the best of all time

So says Ivan Maisel, comparing today’s USC program to the best stretches ever by coaches like Bear Bryant, Bobby Bowden and Darrell Royal. I’m sure things would go just as well for Carroll if he jumped ship to the Arizona Cardinals.

Fire Lane Kiffin?

I have been watching USC through the first 6 and half games of 2006 and it seems that Lane Kiffin has no idea what successful offensive football is all about.

Experts Still have Faith in SC

Apparently Mark May’s not the only one who still thinks USC is a national title contender.