Student Body Right » Heisman Watch http://www.studentbodyright.com Keeping fantasy football simple. Fri, 04 Dec 2009 02:17:03 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.4 Week 10 TV/Announcer Line-up http://www.studentbodyright.com/2007/11/week-10-tvannouncer-line-up.html http://www.studentbodyright.com/2007/11/week-10-tvannouncer-line-up.html#comments Thu, 01 Nov 2007 19:08:12 +0000 CommishRob http://www.studentbodyright.com/2007/11/week-10-tvannouncer-line-up.html From, as always, Awful Announcing:

Tonight: The Battle of the Techs, with the lovely Erin Andrews on the sidelines. I might watch, since there’s nothing else sports-related on television, but these two teams are seriously dull.

Saturday:

  • Early Games: Wisconsin at Ohio State on the Big Ten Network (noon Eastern). For those of you without DirecTV enjoy not seeing this game—meanwhile, I will try and watch on mute as Thom Brennaman and Charles Davis suck. FOX and the BTN should fire them now.
  • A little Nebraska at Kansas (12:30 Eastern, FSN) should be interesting, if only to see how Mangino looks in his TENT sweatshirt and how Nebraska responds to playing without Sam Keller.
  • Navy at ND (2:30 Eastern, NBC). Will the streak end, or can Charlie the Weis make it 44 in a row against the Middies? If I wasn’t going to be in LA for SC’s homecoming, I would probably see how this one goes.
  • Late afternoon: none of the 3:30 Eastern kicks are exciting, so you’ll just have to wait until 5:00pm for the Saban Bowl. LSU will be fired up, but since Les Miles is still on their sideline, I like Alabama’s chances if they can keep it close into the 4th quarter.
  • Story of the week: ESPN worked it out with the Pac-10 and FSN to broadcast the ASU/Oregon game to the rest of the country (6:45pm Eastern). Bonus points because Gameday will be there, even if they are making Herbstreit fly to Boston after the show instead of trading him for Blackledge. Maybe Herbie hates Mike Patrick as much as the rest of us do? Dennis Dixon for Heisman can take another huge step forward here.
  • Finally, the ABC regional games at 8pm are not great, but most of America will get to see if BC can beat FSU at home.
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Some have recently attacked USC Quarterback John David Booty for his height. For the record, he is listed as 6’ 3”. Here are a few people who are shorter than him…

  • Troy “The Itsy Bitsy Buckeye” Smith: 6’ 1”
  • Eric “I can’t tell if he’s in a” Crouch: 6’ 1”
  • Danny “Boy” Wuerffel: 6’ 1”
  • Charlie “Spud” Ward: 6’ 2” (Didn’t he play another sport where height is important?)
  • Ty “My Little Mormon” Detmer: 6’ 0”
  • Andre Ware “did he go?” : 6’ 2”
  • Doug “The Midget with a Mullet” Flutie: 5’ 10”
  • Pat “Tigger” Sullivan: 6’ 0”
  • Steve “Napoleon” Spurrier: 6’ 2”
  • Gary “The Gutty Little Bruin” Beban: 6’ 1”
  • John “The Midget from Mater Dei” Huarte: 6’ 0”
  • Paul “The Dwarf from the North” Hornung: 6’ 2”
  • John “The Motor City Midget” Lujack: 6’ 0”
  • Angelo “The Italian Miniature Stallion” Bertelli: 6’ 1”
  • Les “The Shorty from the Forties” Horvath: 5’ 10”

Of course, these guys sucked in college too. Just ask the Downtown Athletic Club.

Oh yeah, one more…

  • CommishRob “The Diminutive Downer”: 6’ 2″
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