- Mark Mangino begins a rigorous pre-season fitness regimen.
- OU cheerleaders scramble to memorize the words to Boomer Sooner.
- Nerds across the country prepare for twelve weeks out of the shadows as they don Micheal Jackson-esque pseudo-military uniforms to march in the band.
- A Northwest Florida cryogenics lab begins de-icing Bobby Bowden.
- Joe Paterno starts sundowning.
- BYU embraces its African-American population (may also be an indicator of the start of college basketball, or track, or baseball, or hockey).
- Los Angeles County Superior Court places priority on the probation hearings of the USC backfield.
- Schools like Boise State escape safety school obscurity and begin to matter.
- Perennial powerhouse Notre Dame prepares for a daunting schedule against such formidable opponents as San Diego State, Stanford (err, wait a minute), and Navy.
- Louisiana increases to the 49th most desirable state as LSU makes a run at another championship.
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June 14th, 2008 at 7:54 am
That’s some funny ass sh_t! With regards to:
#4. ZING! (ouch!. . .still. . .had me cracking up)
#2. Hey! That was a mean backhand!
Fight On!