Hey Urban Poet: Chuck Weis is listed at around 350lbs so I think that is right. Also, the “Dwarf from Shreveport” was left on the sideline all day so that also helped out a lot. Oh and there are no Division-I offensive players playing currently for Notre Dame.

So, Ohio State dominated Michigan St for most of the day then gave up some free points before running it down Sparty’s throat to seal the win.

BC moves to #2 without doing anything and 5 nights from now they will go down—making it 4 weeks in a row that #2 loses.

LSU got gifted a win by Tommy Tuberville’s special teams strategy of squibbing it every time, even with a one point lead and less than 4 minutes to go. Also, if LSU doesn’t make that last catch, Les Miles’s house would have been torched because they would have lost when they were in line for a chip shot FG to win the game.

Thanks for playing, Cal—now go end ASU’s dream season. (Also, props to ESPN’s Pat Forde, who predicted ASU would be 7-0 going into the game with Cal.)

Apparently OU can’t play outside of Norman or Dallas.

Game of the Week not on Thursday night: SC at Oregon (which has no line as the Dwarf’s status is still questionable). Oh, and VT is -3 to open the week.