Again we thank Awful Announcing and their associates for the Week 7 TV/Announcer Listings.

Highlights (i.e., how to schedule your TV time):

• I honestly cannot recommend anything because Fox Sports does such an awful job with college football. I would watch Missouri at OU if it was being called by Ron Franklin on ESPN, but it’s not. So, I will be getting beat over the head by Joe Buck and Tim McCarver while watching Red Sox/Indians game 2.
• ABC is back to regionalizing us to death at 3:30EDT/12:30PDT and CBS has LSU at Kentucky, as the Fighting Rich Brookses try to come back from the ass-whooping they got from the Ole Ball Coach.
• Oh yeah—USC might start Mark Sanchez over the Dwarf from Shreveport, but that probably won’t last. The Dwarf will start crying to Sark as soon as Sanchez makes a mistake, and The Moron (Sarkisian) will put him in.*

* As you can tell, I am not over last week’s game.