Some have recently attacked USC Quarterback John David Booty for his height. For the record, he is listed as 6’ 3”. Here are a few people who are shorter than him…

• Troy “The Itsy Bitsy Buckeye” Smith: 6’ 1”
• Eric “I can’t tell if he’s in a” Crouch: 6’ 1”
• Danny “Boy” Wuerffel: 6’ 1”
• Charlie “Spud” Ward: 6’ 2” (Didn’t he play another sport where height is important?)
• Ty “My Little Mormon” Detmer: 6’ 0”
• Andre Ware “did he go?” : 6’ 2”
• Doug “The Midget with a Mullet” Flutie: 5’ 10”
• Pat “Tigger” Sullivan: 6’ 0”
• Steve “Napoleon” Spurrier: 6’ 2”
• Gary “The Gutty Little Bruin” Beban: 6’ 1”
• John “The Midget from Mater Dei” Huarte: 6’ 0”
• Paul “The Dwarf from the North” Hornung: 6’ 2”
• John “The Motor City Midget” Lujack: 6’ 0”
• Angelo “The Italian Miniature Stallion” Bertelli: 6’ 1”
• Les “The Shorty from the Forties” Horvath: 5’ 10”

Of course, these guys sucked in college too. Just ask the Downtown Athletic Club.

Oh yeah, one more…

• CommishRob “The Diminutive Downer”: 6’ 2″