As we reported earlier, Jay Mohr likes to make jokes about USC being in a bad neighborhood and paying their players. Well, he’s at it again:

I am brand spanking new to the college game. I never went to college (I got rejected by a lot of them though) so I never had a team to call my own.

Now I do.

All of them.

I have fallen fast and hard for the game of college football. One loss at home and you can kiss your national title hopes goodbye.

Play for USC, and count your money up front. Play for Hawaii and log more frequent flier miles than a flight attendant on Qantas.

Surely you can do better than that, Jay.