Regarding my being listed at 6’ 2″: Steve Nash lists himself in his Phoenix Suns bio at 6’ 3″. I have stood next to this man, and I can tell you that I am at least 3 inches taller than him. So, as we know, both athletes and sports information directors lie about players’ height.

In other words, the only way JD Booty is 6’ 3″ is standing on his playbook (in cleats).